Because you like Kyle Broflovski in South Park

Wario is greedy, gross, and gluttonous. See them in WarioWare.

Tattoos, bad boys, and heroin: Jane Margolis is learning that some vices are more dangerous than others. See them in Breaking Bad.

Jacob Kowalski is just a baker caught up in an otherworldly adventure. See them in Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them.

Chris Miles has run out of cash, luck, and drugs. See them in Skins.

Nozomu's name translates to despair, which is fitting for him. See them in Sayonara, Zetsubo Sensei.

Jughead Jones is seeing the underbelly of his sleepy town. See them in Riverdale.

Will Turner is an earnest, lovelorn blacksmith's assistant with an adventurous spirit. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Mr. Fox will never truly be happy without a dead chicken between his chompers. See them in Fantastic Mr. Fox.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

The "runt" of his biker gang, Tetsuo Shima grapples with a perpetual inferiority complex. See them in Akira.

Will Byers is just like any other twelve year old, except he's stuck in another dimension. See them in Stranger Things.

In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions, people consider Brian a nerd. But he's more than that. See them in The Breakfast Club.