Because you like Kenny McCormick in South Park

Brandon Teena is an adventurous young man with the courage to be himself. See them in Boys Don't Cry.

Ted Mosby is a hopelessly romantic architect in search of someone to be the mother of his children. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Gotham's unhinged Clown Princess of Crime will call you puddin', then punch you in the face. See them in DC Extended Universe.

This power-hungry Time Lord calls himself the "master of all." Bonus: he has 13 lives. See them in Doctor Who.

Derek Morgan is thoughtful and kind, but he won't say no to knocking the occasional door down when he gets the chance. See them in Criminal Minds.

Luke Danes will serve you coffee and always be there for you to help out. See them in Gilmore Girls.

A man of the court, Lord Varys knows how to manipulate it better than anyone. See them in Game of Thrones.

A courageous boy robot, Mega Man is dedicated to achieving everlasting peace. See them in Mega Man.

With the loyalty and pluckiness of a puppy, Nana Komatsu is a hopeless romantic. See them in Nana.

Jean-Baptiste Grenouille may have a phenomenal sense of smell, but he has a weak sense of morality. See them in Perfume: The Story of a Murderer.

Newt Scamander is more comfortable with animals than people, even if the animals are super-dangerous magical creatures. See them in Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them.

Gregor Samsa is an ordinary man in an abnormal predicament. See them in The Metamorphosis.