Because you like Kenny McCormick in South Park

While his twin tries to save lives, Millions Knives does the best to end them. See them in Trigun.

Cyclops shoots lasers out of his eyes, destroying anything in his line of sight. See them in X-Men Series.

Tiana lives by a simple motto: "Fairy tales can come true. But you gotta make them happen, it all depends on you." See them in The Princess and the Frog.

Mr. Fox will never truly be happy without a dead chicken between his chompers. See them in Fantastic Mr. Fox.

A crabby troll, Karkat Vantas is perpetually angry about his lot in life. See them in Homestuck.

Despite the dissolution of his state, Prussia hangs on – mooching off his younger brother Germany and reading comics. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

Others see him as the town nutcase, but Flint Lockwood knows his inventions will change the world someday. See them in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

Viking Astrid Hofferson has it all: brains, brawn, and some killer braids. See them in How to Train Your Dragon.

Shana is a red-haired warrior with a black-and-white worldview. See them in Shakugan no Shana.

An alien living in a temple shaped like a giant woman, Pearl enjoys ballet, fencing, and using her magical spear. See them in Steven Universe.

An opinionated pothead with a passion for conspiracy theories, Steven Hyde is secretly more sensitive than he lets on. See them in That '70s Show.