Because you like Kenny McCormick in South Park

Turanga Leela is the daughter of two mutants who live in the sewers below New York City. See them in Futurama.

Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

Marge Simpson is a mostly happy housewife and subscriber to Sponge and Vacuum Magazine. See them in The Simpsons.

Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.

The Ice King is lonely and looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet. See them in Adventure Time.

Sideshow Bob is a bitter ex-performer who was forced to do inhumane stunts for slapstick comedy. Now he's exacting revenge on his former boss, a clown. See them in The Simpsons.

Ahape-shifting dog, Jake is the last man's best friend. See them in Adventure Time.

Awkward and anxious. It's not easy being Meg Griffin. See them in Family Guy.

Thanks to the contributions of this 14-year-old, the world is only occasionally destroyed by his grandfather. See them in Rick and Morty.

For Wreck It Ralph, it's not easy being the bad guy. Especially when you've been designed to destroy but really desire love. See them in Wreck-It Ralph.

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.