Because you like Kenny McCormick in South Park

Alfredo Linguini can whip up five star meals effortlessly. Just don't look under his hat. See them in Ratatouille.

A born psychopath, don't expect Michael Myers to understand the difference between right and wrong. See them in Halloween.

The Grinch's heart is just too small to appreciate Christmas. See them in Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

An inter-dimensional demon, Bill Cipher dreams of a more chaotic Gravity Falls. See them in Gravity Falls.

Green skin, pointy hat, evil cackle—this villain has it all! See them in The Wizard of Oz.

Soos Ramirez is a loving doofus man-child. See them in Gravity Falls.

Howard Wolowitz is an engineer whose serious mommy issues somehow haven't dimmed his confidence. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.

A poised, stately man-out-of-time, Ichabod Crane typically faces the modern world with wry quip. See them in Sleepy Hollow.

Jack Skellington is a nightmare-man with a soft heart and smooth voice. See them in The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Scar is sneaky, snarky, and always striving for more power. See them in The Lion King.

Squidward Tentacles is a pretentious clarinet player in search of peace and quiet. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.