Because you like Butters Stotch in South Park

Jasper Jordan is trying his best to make it through the night. See them in The 100.

Is there more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? Derek Zoolander thinks not. See them in Zoolander.

For someone who swears she doesn't care for anyone, MJ Jones spends a lot of time observing her classmate Peter Parker. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Who needs friends when you're the King of Duelists? See them in Yu-Gi-Oh! .

A Hollywood starlet with a vindictive streak, Madison Montgomery is one witch that you shouldn't cross. See them in American Horror Story.

Tina Belcher is on the cusp of puberty, and she has no shame when it comes to boys, butts, and brassieres. See them in Bob's Burgers.

After being resurrected and discovering his new morphing abilities, Alex Mercer uses them to combat the virus now ravaging New York. See them in Prototype Series.

Yippee-ki-yay! John McClane doesn't go down without a fight. See them in Die Hard.

Extremely violent and loyal, Sandor Clegane is called the Hound for a reason. See them in Game of Thrones.

Basil Hallward is dominated, soul, brain, and power by Dorian. See them in Dorian Gray.

Jim Stark is a teen torn apart by what the world asks of him. See them in Rebel Without A Cause.

Though he has a brilliant mind for mathematics, Christopher has a much harder time processing the rest of the world. See them in The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time.