Because you like Clark Kent in Smallville

This high school queen bee has everything, including a genius-level IQ—a fact Lydia Martin keeps hidden to maintain her image. See them in Teen Wolf.

With his own ship, Peter Quill calls his own shots, and gets to fly from planet to planet blasting '70s pop hits and picking up alien chicks. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Norma Bates may look like a harmless housewife, but don't let that fool you. See them in Bates Motel.

Nemo is a small fish in a vast ocean, but he dreams of seeing it all. See them in Finding Nemo.

Finn is the world's last human who's "all about" understanding right and wrong. See them in Adventure Time.

Tony Stark's interests include cocktails, beautiful women, particle physics, and saving the world. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Courteous, dangerous, and powerful, Kaname Kuran controls an entire court of vampires. Very, very pretty vampires. See them in Vampire Knight.

Roger Kint is a nervous, weak, ham-handed criminal. We think. See them in The Usual Suspects.

Jacob Black is the boy next door who's also the wolf next door. See them in Twilight.

Effortlessly sexy, calm, and collected, Eric Northman is equally at home ripping off heads and flirting with waitresses. See them in True Blood.

Whether he's performing "illusions" or running the family business, one thing is certain: Gob Bluth will screw it up. See them in Arrested Development.