Because you like Newman in Seinfeld

Tony Montana makes up for his language barrier with his immense skill at cursing as loud and effectively as humanly possible. See them in Scarface.

For Lee Everett, every day is now just another struggle to collect supplies, find other survivors, and stay alive. See them in The Walking Dead (Video Game).

Jack Twist is a playful free-spirit, but he isn't afraid to fight for what he wants. See them in Brokeback Mountain.

Maya Lambert is an obsessive intelligence officer with tunnel vision leading toward Osama bin Laden. See them in Zero Dark Thirty.

White Witch's heart is as frozen as the land she rules. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

You wouldn't know it by looking at her, but beneath Sheila Jackson's sweet, motherly exterior lies a sex addict. See them in Shameless.

Oliver Tate is extremely articulate but hopelessly awkward. That's not a recipe for teenage happiness. See them in Submarine.

It's impossible to say whether Winifred Burkle is cuter than she is smart, or vice versa. See them in Angel.

A brilliant graduate student in Italy for "research," Oliver has other things on his mind: flirting, swimming, and dancing. See them in Call Me by Your Name.

Greg Hirsch is new to the Roy family's cutthroat world of wealth and privilege. See them in Succession.

Trevor Phillips is an unpredictable maniac who tortures people for no reason. See them in Grand Theft Series.