Because you like Newman in Seinfeld

Trevor Phillips is an unpredictable maniac who tortures people for no reason. See them in Grand Theft Series.

Oliver Tate is extremely articulate but hopelessly awkward. That's not a recipe for teenage happiness. See them in Submarine.

Sabriel is smart enough to understand the dangers that await her and brave enough to face them anyway. See them in Abhorsen Series.

A brilliant graduate student in Italy for "research," Oliver has other things on his mind: flirting, swimming, and dancing. See them in Call Me by Your Name.

Greg Hirsch is new to the Roy family's cutthroat world of wealth and privilege. See them in Succession.

C is for cookie, and that's more than good enough for him. See them in Sesame Street.

Yuri is living in the afterlife, which takes the form of a high school where no one dies. But if you follow the school's rules and live a "normal" life you vanish. See them in Angel Beats!.

Keren Walker is a socialite looking to avoid work, keep a constant buzz, and be as snarky as possible. See them in Will & Grace.

Blaine Anderson is a put-together prep school boy with the voice of an angel. See them in Glee.

It's impossible to say whether Winifred Burkle is cuter than she is smart, or vice versa. See them in Angel.

You wouldn't know it by looking at her, but beneath Sheila Jackson's sweet, motherly exterior lies a sex addict. See them in Shameless.

Major Marquis Warren is a talkative, sharp-eyed, and cold-hearted Civil War soldier-turned-bounty hunter. See them in The Hateful Eight.