Because you like George Costanza in Seinfeld

The chronically bizarre Dwight Schrute is the world’s most dependable assistant to the regional manager. See them in The Office.

SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

They say they saved Adam Jensen by turning him into a cyborg, but he's not sure saved is the right word. See them in Deus Ex Series.

A fourth grader without a moral compass, Eric Cartman lives on KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Cheesy Poofs. See them in South Park.

Tina Belcher is on the cusp of puberty, and she has no shame when it comes to boys, butts, and brassieres. See them in Bob's Burgers.

A brilliant "extractor," Dom Cobb has spent the past few years running from the authorities and his inner demons. See them in Inception.

Mr. Robot always seems to know what to do when others are lost. But can he be trusted? See them in Mr. Robot.

Though raised to think of himself as a monster, Quasimodo has a heart that holds nothing but compassion. See them in The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Jeff Winger thinks he's too cool for school, which is a problem because he just enrolled in community college. See them in Community.

A no-nonsense pro, Agent K has dedicated his whole life to his job. See them in Men in Black.

A champion of chivalry, Don Quixote is dutifully bringing good to the world—even when others think he's out of his mind. See them in Don Quixote.

Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.