Because you like George Costanza in Seinfeld

Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.

Sideshow Bob is a bitter ex-performer who was forced to do inhumane stunts for slapstick comedy. Now he's exacting revenge on his former boss, a clown. See them in The Simpsons.

There's never a dull moment when this mischievous high-schooler gets up to his hijinks. Save Ferris! See them in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Amber Holt is perpetually caught between forging her own path and stumbling around in the dark. See them in Parenthood.

All the world's a stage, and Missy Piggy's never one to give up the spotlight. See them in The Muppet Movie.

Aldous Snow is a rock star who plays hard and parties harder. See them in Get Him to the Greek.

An undercover DEA agent, Max Payne is too focused on avenging the past to plan for the future. See them in Max Payne.

The biggest nerd in high school, Bill Haverchuck is the biggest target for bullies. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

Whether it's getting a deal or finishing a homework assignment, Jessica Huang demands nothing less than the best from those around her. See them in Fresh off the Boat.

Frank West enjoys the adventure that comes from his work. But a zombie outbreak might be a little too much even for him. See them in Dead Rising.