Because you like Cosmo Kramer in Seinfeld

Mark Sloan is the best plastic surgeon and biggest playboy the hospital's ever seen. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

Whether it's a fire or a pit of lions, there's almost no predicament that Violet Baudelaire can't get her and her siblings out of. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

An infamous vampire, Alucard is a one-man killing machine with a philosophical side. See them in Hellsing.

Kristoff may seem standoffish, but this ice harvester has a warm heart. See them in Frozen.

Anywhere there's adventure, Jaskier is there to write a catchy song about it. See them in The Witcher.

Garnet is a Crystal Gem who'll protect her friends with her life. See them in Steven Universe.

Winry Rockbell is an energetic tomboy mechanic with an empathetic streak. See them in Fullmetal Alchemist.

Chuck Bass is notorious for his flamboyant sense of style and love of partying. See them in Gossip Girl.

A poised, stately man-out-of-time, Ichabod Crane typically faces the modern world with wry quip. See them in Sleepy Hollow.

Dolores Umbridge keeps her villainy hidden (albeit poorly) behind a sheen of sugary pink politeness. See them in Harry Potter Series.

There must be quite a lot of fellows who haven't got anybody to bring them tea in the morning. Bertie Wooster is lucky to have his valet, Jeeves. See them in Jeeves and Wooster.