Because you like Fred Armisen in Portlandia

Frank Ginsberg is the number one Proust scholar in the world, but he recently failed at committing suicide. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

Hughie Campbell didn't ask to be a hero, but he's tired of injustice. See them in The Boys.

For Jack Pearson, the best thing about having triplets is giving three times the love. See them in This Is Us.

Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Rick Dalton is an aging actor with insecurity issues. See them in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

In a mad world, Caitlyn Kiramman is finding it hard to determine who to trust. See them in Arcane.

Joe West is overprotective and secretive when his children are involved. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Ted Logan wants to party on, but if doesn't get an A+ on his history presentation, he'll flunk out and be sent to a military school in Alaska. See them in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Popular jock Andrew Clark is pretty bizarre. He's just better at hiding it, that's all. See them in The Breakfast Club.