Because you like Christian Grey in Fifty Shades of Grey

Khan Noonien Singh is super strong, super smart, and out for revenge. He always seems to be two steps ahead of his enemies. See them in Star Trek Into Darkness.

A karate master/rocket scientist/squirrel, Sandy Cheeks is the only one who can clean up the other resident's messes in Bikini Bottom. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Oscar Martinez is a national accountant in an office of weirdos. See them in The Office.

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

A dedicated hedonist, Jack Harkness appreciates raunchy stories, stiff drinks, and excellent bottoms. See them in Doctor Who.

Point the fun-loving Pippin Took towards second breakfast, and he's one happy hobbit. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

An agile and powerful swordswoman, Saber is a dignified warrior down to her bones. See them in Fate/Stay Night.

The witty Aku would be an ideal dinner guest, if he weren't a demon. See them in Samurai Jack.

Remy Hadley is a closed book—a cynical, super-smart closed book. See them in House M.D..

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.

Mike Wheeler loves Dungeons and Dragons, even after his real life starts imitating the game. See them in Stranger Things.