Because you like Christian Grey in Fifty Shades of Grey

Talking to a stranger on a train is the best decision Jesse Wallace ever made. See them in Before Sunrise.

Ilana Wexler is rarely found without a joint. When she's not absolutely blazed, she is a below average employee and an incredible best friend. See them in Broad City.

An opinionated pothead with a passion for conspiracy theories, Steven Hyde is secretly more sensitive than he lets on. See them in That '70s Show.

Steven Universe is an excitable youth who likes junk food and trying to save the world. See them in Steven Universe.

For Jack Pearson, the best thing about having triplets is giving three times the love. See them in This Is Us.

Gene Belcher dreams of a future in the limelight, and he doesn't let his lack of talent hold him back. See them in Bob's Burgers.

Donna Meagle has a Benz, a fool-proof strategy to pick up men, and the number for R&B star Ginuine's direct line. Enough said. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Christine Palmer is a great surgeon and an even better friend. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Michael Scofield is no criminal, and he didn't get jailed by accident. See them in Prison Break.

Greenpeace? No, this brave eco-terrorist is waging Greenwar. See them in Final Fantasy Series.

Frederick Frankenstein is an eccentric (O.K., maybe a little insane) professor who is excited to be delving into his family's past. See them in Young Frankenstein.