Because you like Captain Hook in Once Upon a Time

Gregor Samsa is an ordinary man in an abnormal predicament. See them in The Metamorphosis.

A gentle alchemist who is soul-bound to a giant suit of armor, Alphonse Elric is growing into the responsibility handed to him. See them in Fullmetal Alchemist.

An ironic hipster with a healthy dose of self-deprecation, Dave strives to be cool at all costs. See them in Homestuck.

Titus Andromedon will show you the ropes, help you with your problems, and sing at you constantly, whether you like it or not. See them in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

Faith balances her adventurous thrill-seeking attitude with a righteous passion for justice. See them in Mirror's Edge.

If this slick ad man doesn't like the conversation, he changes it—while drinking and smoking. See them in Mad Men.

A crabby troll, Karkat Vantas is perpetually angry about his lot in life. See them in Homestuck.

Emily Fields has been very guarded, careful of whom she trusts and reveals her secrets to. See them in Pretty Little Liars.

Spike Spiegel is a bounty-hunter with a laidback style and lightning-quick moves. See them in Cowboy Bebop.

Tiffany Doggett is usually a nice, good Christian. Just don't get her riled up! See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Marv is a brutish but principled thug who'd be right at home on an ancient battlefield. See them in Sin City.