Because you like Captain Hook in Once Upon a Time

The last war left his economy devastated, and now Germany is engaged in another war and stuck with two barely trained allies for help. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

Greg Hirsch is new to the Roy family's cutthroat world of wealth and privilege. See them in Succession.

Jamal Malik came from humble beginnings in an Indian slub filled with street gangs, but he is destined for bigger things. See them in Slumdog Millionaire.

Introspective Theodore Twombly would rather observe life than participate in it. See them in Her.

Though cynical about the world, Shuya Nanahara is caring and protective towards his friends. See them in Battle Royale.

David Wooderson has clocked in hundreds of hours cruising around town looking for fun. See them in Dazed and Confused.

A laid-back stoner, Ben Stone wasn't planning on life's ultimate responsibility. See them in Knocked Up.

For Louie C.K., comedy is tough but fatherhood is even tougher. See them in Louie.

Abbi Abrams is the ultimate wingwoman because she wants nothing more than to have a good time for its own sake. See them in Broad City.