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Whether it's punching a meteor or saving a teen from jumping, Superman tries to be in as many places as Kryptonianly possible. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Thor is Asgardian nobility who is tickled by how us earthlings live. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

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Finn pulled off the impossible: he quit life as a Stormtrooper. Unfortunately, life only got more complicated after that. See them in Star Wars Series.

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Rue Bennett has been overprescribed and under-supervised her entire life. See them in Euphoria.

Fiery, intelligent, and opinionated, Jo March rebels against the restrictions of her era. See them in Little Women.

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In his transformation from hardened convict to moral paragon, Jean Valjean is the kind of man we should all aspire to be. See them in Les Miserables.

A wildly brilliant detective, Sherlock Holmes can figure out everything except how to interact with other human beings. See them in Sherlock.

A daring conman, Flynn Rider is so charismatic that you might not mind when he steals from you. See them in Tangled.