Because you like Moist von Lipwig in Discworld

He's an eccentric pirate making it up as he goes along. He's Jack Sparrow, savvy? See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Twisted and seemingly soulless, Bellatrix Lestrange finds joy in making others suffer. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Aragorn is the one true king, a title he is too humble to accept. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

It doesn't matter how noble or brave he is. Jon Snow is a bastard, and people don't let him forget it. See them in Game of Thrones.

Cynicism is his armor and words are his weapons, but what Tyrion Lannister would really like is some nice wine. See them in Game of Thrones.

Hiccup Haddock III may be the only Viking nerd in recorded history. See them in How to Train Your Dragon.

There's no one cooler than this intergalactic smuggler who hangs out in dens of iniquity all over the galaxy. And Han Solo knows it! See them in Star Wars Series.

Adored, honored, and, most of all, feared, Miranda Priestly has the fashion industry in the palm of her hand. See them in The Devil Wears Prada.

Pro tip: the psych ward is not the best place to find a mentor like Lisa Rowe. See them in Girl, Interrupted.

James T. Kirk is more than ready to face the final frontier. See them in Star Trek.

Dory is more than a little forgetful, but she'll always remember to have your back. See them in Finding Nemo.

Shaun is used to being lazy. And now, you're asking him to fight for his life? See them in Shaun of the Dead.