Because you like DEATH in Discworld

Running away from murderous aliens has turned into an interstellar chase for Jupiter Jones. See them in Jupiter Ascending.

Alex Vause's tattoos and tough exterior cover the fact that she's just a girl with a really intense crush. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.

Daenerys Targaryen will take what is hers with fire and blood. Thankfully, she has some dragons by her side. See them in Game of Thrones.

Clementine Kruczynski thinks that too many guys think she's a concept, or she completes them, or she's gonna make them alive. See them in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

His murderous megalomania aside, Loki is quite charming. Just don't mention his strapping older brother; he's a tad jealous. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Yukiteru is a reclusive observer who would rather watch life go by than participate in it. See them in The Future Diary.

Let's just say Sheldon Oberon is having an out-of-body experience like no other. See them in Jumanji.

Joey Potter is a low-key girl next door in love with her best friend. See them in Dawson's Creek.

Park feels like an outsider everywhere he goes, but he doesn't know if he wants to try fitting in anymore. See them in Eleanor and Park .

While he might be too cool for school, Soul isn't too cool to do the right thing. See them in Soul Eater.

Gru's more misunderstood than evil, and if he'd rule over the world like he takes care of his three daughters, we'd be in good hands. See them in Despicable Me.