Because you like DEATH in Discworld

David Wooderson has clocked in hundreds of hours cruising around town looking for fun. See them in Dazed and Confused.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

A life spent as "Number Two" is bound to give Diego Hargreeves an inferiority complex. See them in The Umbrella Academy.

Blunt but anxious, Gretchen Ross bonds most easily with those who have lived tough lives like she has. See them in Donnie Darko.

Linda Belcher doesn't prescribe to what society deems as "normal." She narrates her life through song, much to the alarm of everyone nearby. See them in Bob's Burgers.

Quint is a grizzled shark hunter with a love of the sea. See them in Jaws.

Wendy Testaburger is a born leader who is not afraid to stand up to the other fourth graders for what she believes in. See them in South Park.

Though Ray Holt is a man of few words and even fewer smiles, he cares deeply about his precinct and detectives. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Donna is boisterous and spunky traveller of the TARDIS, exploring worlds beyond the simple mundane enterprises of Earth. See them in Doctor Who.

We defy you to find a man who's ever been cooler while simply saying his own name. See them in Casino Royale.

Sam Roth is sensitive, musically gifted, and scarred by his past. See them in Shiver .

In a mad world, Caitlyn Kiramman is finding it hard to determine who to trust. See them in Arcane.