Because you like Blair Waldorf in Gossip Girl

Todd Anderson has some “big shoes to fill” at Welton Academy, and new English teacher Mr. Keating isn’t letting him get away with staying silent in class. See them in Dead Poets Society.

King Schultz is about as color-blind as a man of his era can be. See them in Django Unchained.

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

Clank is the quintessential rational, intelligent robot sidekick. See them in Ratchet & Clank.

An agile and powerful swordswoman, Saber is a dignified warrior down to her bones. See them in Fate/Stay Night.

Bob Belcher runs a lonely burger joint, and even though his wit is lost on his eccentric family, he doesn't let that faze him. See them in Bob's Burgers.

Garnet is a Crystal Gem who'll protect her friends with her life. See them in Steven Universe.

His name is Inigo Montoya and whoever killed his father should be prepared to die. See them in The Princess Bride.

A reformed former outlaw, John Marston doesn't want any trouble, yet somehow trouble always seems to find him. See them in Red Dead Redemption.

A nurturing, selfless, and level-headed leader, Makoto Tachibana loves looking out for his friends. See them in Free! Iwatobi Swim Club.

Oliver Tate is extremely articulate but hopelessly awkward. That's not a recipe for teenage happiness. See them in Submarine.