Because you like Blair Waldorf in Gossip Girl

Convinced that the world is conspiring against him, Tatsuhiro's reconciled himself to his fate as a shut-in. See them in Welcome to the NHK.

Jade Jade Harley might not be the best at reading social cues, but her bravery and selflessness means she's a great friend to have. See them in Homestuck.

The cutest kitty this side of the galaxy, Nepeta Leijon is mischievous, caring, and obsessed with romance. See them in Homestuck.

A gruff and hardened professional, Marcus Fenix keeps his emotions buried deep. See them in Gears of War.

The only constant in Night Vale is Cecil's hypnotic voice. See them in Welcome to Night Vale.

Gou Matsuoka offers to help as manager of a swim team, believing that they're the only ones who can help her brother. See them in Free! Iwatobi Swim Club.

Big Boss is a disillusioned mercenary commander who wants to create a world for soldiers (and soldiers alone). See them in Metal Gear Series.

A crabby troll, Karkat Vantas is perpetually angry about his lot in life. See them in Homestuck.