Character Recommendations Based on Philip J. Fry

Roger American Dad!

A pansexual alcoholic non-human who will happily lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants

Marge Simpson The Simpsons

Mostly happy housewife and subscriber to Sponge and Vacuum Magazine

Kyle Broflovski South Park

Emotional fourth-grader who plays Guitar Hero, speaks Pig Latin, and fights with his "Fat Ass" friend Cartman

Kenny McCormick South Park

A boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands

Patrick Star SpongeBob SquarePants

This starfish enjoys life's simple pleasures, because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated

Jake Adventure Time

Shape-shifting dog and the last man's best friend

Morty Smith Rick and Morty

Good kid with a big job: keeping his scientist grandfather from destroying the world

James P. Sullivan Monsters, Inc.

Scary monster on the outside. Big softie on the inside

Wreck-It Ralph Wreck-It Ralph

Video game villain who's really not such a bad guy