Because you like Lindsay Weir in Freaks and Geeks
Charles Boyle is the human equivalent of a puppy, only slightly less adorable. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
Taystee Jefferson is always down for a laugh and to help a friend out. See them in Orange Is The New Black.
Macbeth was probably named "Most Likely to Kill His Rivals" in his senior yearbook. See them in Macbeth.
A meek schoolteacher, Mary Margaret Blanchard can't remember her past as a spirited, swashbuckling Snow White. See them in Once Upon a Time.
Dorothy Gale is a down-home Kansas girl in a bizarre fantasy land with beautiful red shoes. See them in The Wizard of Oz.
Basil Hallward is dominated, soul, brain, and power by Dorian. See them in Dorian Gray.
Turanga Leela is the daughter of two mutants who live in the sewers below New York City. See them in Futurama.
Good-natured, sensitive, and introspective, Mason is on a lifelong path to finding himself. See them in Boyhood.
Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.
Relentlessly cheerful and optimistic, Erin Hannon is an office receptionist. See them in The Office.
Andrea Sachs' boss is not happy unless everyone around her is panicked, nauseous or suicidal. See them in The Devil Wears Prada.