Because you like Lindsay Weir in Freaks and Geeks

Santana Lopez is a cutthroat cheerleader who's not afraid to speak, or sing, her mind. See them in Glee.

Phoebe Halliwell is a bestselling author and martial arts master with power of premonitions. See them in Charmed.

A childlike space cadet, Brittany Pierce has a surprisingly open-minded spirit. See them in Glee.

Mitchell Pritchett prefers to have a place for everything and everything in its place. See them in Modern Family.

Sue Sylvester has a win-at-all-costs philosophy, a bizarre fixation on a school singing club, and a fashion style that involves a red tracksuit. See them in Glee.

Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Britta Perry has never met a cause she couldn't passionately champion—at least for a little bit. See them in Community.

Dorothy Gale is a down-home Kansas girl in a bizarre fantasy land with beautiful red shoes. See them in The Wizard of Oz.

Nancy Wheeler is popular but independent, sheltered but gutsy. See them in Stranger Things.

Breaking bones and hearts, Callie Torres has figured out how to put the bones back together. But the hearts? Not so much. See them in Grey's Anatomy.