Character Recommendations Based on Tuco Salamanca

The Grinch Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas

His heart is just too small to appreciate Christmas

Samwell Tarly Game of Thrones

He's a scholar, not a fighter. Which isn't good for an aspiring member of the Night's Watch

Big Boss Metal Gear Series

A disillusioned mercenary commander who wants to create a world for soldiers -- and soldiers alone

Patrick Star SpongeBob SquarePants

This starfish enjoys life's simple pleasures, because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated

Jake Adventure Time

Shape-shifting dog and the last man's best friend

Major Marquis Warren The Hateful Eight

A talkative, sharp-eyed, and cold-hearted Civil War soldier-turned-bounty hunter

Mr. Gold Once Upon a Time

Manipulative, conniving, and ruthless, Mr. Gold is enigmatic no matter what world he's in

Margaery Tyrell Game of Thrones

She knows that kindness can be a powerful weapon in a world of cruelty, and shrewdly wields it like a sword

Anton Chigurh No Country for Old Men

Terrifying and disturbing, and we're not just talking about his haircut

Rubeus Hagrid Harry Potter Series

Bumbling, jolly, and loyal, Hagrid has the uncanny ability to make the best of a bad situation