Because you like Tuco Salamanca in Breaking Bad

Lazy and cynical‚ Bernard Black is the ultimate curmudgeon. See them in Black Books.

A poised, stately man-out-of-time, Ichabod Crane typically faces the modern world with wry quip. See them in Sleepy Hollow.

There must be quite a lot of fellows who haven't got anybody to bring them tea in the morning. Bertie Wooster is lucky to have his valet, Jeeves. See them in Jeeves and Wooster.

Andrew Glouberman is trying to make it through puberty with his sanity intact. See them in Big Mouth.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

Michael Scofield is no criminal, and he didn't get jailed by accident. See them in Prison Break.

Donna Meagle has a Benz, a fool-proof strategy to pick up men, and the number for R&B star Ginuine's direct line. Enough said. See them in Parks and Recreation.

There can be no doubt that Ben Linus is a huge liar. But one man's lies are another man's necessary steps to protect his people. See them in Lost.

A formerly righteous wizard, Saruman has been corrupted by the forces of evil. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Born into luxury, Sybil Crawley wants to find real purpose and meaning in her privileged life. See them in Downton Abbey.

Bree Van De Kamp likes her whiskey's neat, her napkins pressed, and her guns loaded. See them in Desperate Housewives.

David Rose likes his rose chilled, his linens pressed, and his family quiet. See them in Schitt's Creek.