Because you like Bernard Black in Black Books

A super-soldier, Master Chief might be more machine than man. And for humanity's sake, thank God. See them in Halo.

Clary Fray's philosophy: dive into the supernatural underworld first and ask questions later. See them in City of Bones.

He's an eccentric pirate making it up as he goes along. He's Jack Sparrow, savvy? See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Quentin has his whole life mapped out. It might sound boring, but he likes boring. See them in Paper Towns.

Jenna Rink is physically 30 but emotionally 13. She has a better excuse than most. See them in 13 Going on 30.

A girl who grew up on stories, Meggie Folchart is as loyal and intrepid as one of her fictional heroines. See them in Inkheart.

Jenko was top dog in high school. Now he's bottom of the pack in the police academy. See them in 21 Jump Street.

Tyler Gage is going to have to step up soon on the dance floor. Otherwise, it's back to janitorial work. See them in Step Up.

Steven Universe is an excitable youth who likes junk food and trying to save the world. See them in Steven Universe.

Teddy Sanders loves his frat brothers so much he might never leave school. See them in Neighbors.

This is not a democracy. According to Torrance Shipman, it's a "cheerocracy." See them in Bring It On.

Steve Stifler is more than just a dude with a hot mom. He's also rude, profane, and obnoxious. See them in American Pie.