Because you like Beavis in Beavis and Butthead
Funny, self-destructive, and in her own head, Fleabag has spent most of her adult life using sex to deflect from the screaming void inside her empty heart. See them in Fleabag.
Napoleon Dynamite loves tater tots, mythical beasts, and reveling in his awkwardness. See them in Napoleon Dynamite.
Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.
Beware! Anton Chigurh carries a coin with him, which he forces his victims to flip to decide whether they will live or die. See them in No Country for Old Men.
Victor Frankenstein can create life, so he's pretty awesome if he says so himself. See them in Frankenstein.
Sidney Prescott is trying to return to life as a regular, teenage girl – one who doesn't cause rooms to go silent when she walks in. See them in Scream.
Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.
Steve Stifler is more than just a dude with a hot mom. He's also rude, profane, and obnoxious. See them in American Pie.
Nicholas Angel is super-dedicated to his job as a police officer. Maybe a little too dedicated. See them in Hot Fuzz.
A jazz musician, Sebastian Wilder is passionate about his music and his life. See them in La La Land.