Because you like Roger in American Dad!

Cyclops shoots lasers out of his eyes, destroying anything in his line of sight. See them in X-Men Series.

Joey Potter is a low-key girl next door in love with her best friend. See them in Dawson's Creek.

Let's just say Sheldon Oberon is having an out-of-body experience like no other. See them in Jumanji.

Woody is a selfless leader of Andy's toys who likes change less than a snake in his boots. See them in Toy Story.

Jeff Winger thinks he's too cool for school, which is a problem because he just enrolled in community college. See them in Community.

Princess Bubblegum is brilliant and determined, but can display a nasty temper. See them in Adventure Time.

High school is Hell, so Allison Reynolds spends her time giving herself tattoos with ballpoint pens and shaking dandruff out of her hair. See them in The Breakfast Club.

Faith has a chip on her shoulder and a stake in her hand to slay vampires in her town. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Franklin "Mouse" Finbar is a jock paying the price for his mistake. See them in Jumanji.

Matt Flamhaff is not too concerned about being part of the popular crowd. Too bad his best friend is. See them in 13 Going on 30 .

Harry Osborn is the privileged son of Oscorp's founder with a goblin-sized chip on his shoulder. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Britta Perry has never met a cause she couldn't passionately champion—at least for a little bit. See them in Community.