Because you like Roger in American Dad!

Louis de Pointe du Lac is wanting to find a way of living that doesn't make him miserable. See them in Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles.

Gina Linetti views herself as a sort of life coach/influencer to the rest of the office. She's not so keen on the "work" aspect of her job. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Wario is greedy, gross, and gluttonous. See them in WarioWare.

A childlike space cadet, Brittany Pierce has a surprisingly open-minded spirit. See them in Glee.

Barry Egan has too many anger issues to list here. See them in Punch Drunk Love.

A charming acapella performer, Jesse Swanson perfectly blends being nerdy with being cool. See them in Pitch Perfect.

Dallas Winston is headed down a dangerous, criminal road. See them in The Outsiders.

Charismatic, sociopathic, and dramatic, Charlie Bronson wants nothing more than to be famous. See them in Bronson.

Neal Cassidy is a charming former thief with a heroic side. See them in Once Upon a Time.

High school is Hell, so Allison Reynolds spends her time giving herself tattoos with ballpoint pens and shaking dandruff out of her hair. See them in The Breakfast Club.

Woody is a selfless leader of Andy's toys who likes change less than a snake in his boots. See them in Toy Story.

Madman, murderer, or musician? No one knows the Phantom behind the mask. See them in The Phantom of the Opera.