Because you like Edith Bunker in All in the Family

Holly Golightly spends so much time trying to be other people's dream girl, she doesn't really know what kind of girl she actually is. See them in Breakfast at Tiffany's.

Morticia Addams hates anything bright and cheery and loves all things ghoulish, ghastly, and violent. See them in The Addams Family.

Small in stature, Clara Oswald has a big appetite for adventure. See them in Doctor Who.

Patrick Verona is a bad boy who's after a tough girl. See them in 10 Things I Hate About You.

Norma Bates may look like a harmless housewife, but don't let that fool you. See them in Bates Motel.

Matilda Wormwood is so smart, she taught herself how to be psychic. See them in Matilda.

Sarah Ashburn lives life by the book and has trouble getting along with anyone who doesn't do the same. See them in The Heat.

Hawkeye Pierce is a Devil-may-care Army doc who'd have the Devil laughing and drinking in five minutes flat. See them in M*A*S*H.

Beloved by all, Lucy is the most corageous Pevensie. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

A dedicated hedonist, Jack Harkness appreciates raunchy stories, stiff drinks, and excellent bottoms. See them in Doctor Who.

Bobby Singer is a redneck ghost hunter, but all he wants to do is retire to the junk yards of South Dakota. See them in Supernatural.

Sylar's victims are found all over the country, many with their brains removed. See them in Heroes.