Because you like Jake in Adventure Time

Although Borat has a curious mind, he has no filter, and some very out of date views on just about everything. See them in Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.

A fight every now and then makes Dante's life a little more interesting. See them in Devil May Cry.

Dean Forester is just your friendly, neighborhood grocery bag boy. See them in Gilmore Girls.

With each reboot, Janet progresses more and becomes capable of human emotions. See them in The Good Place.

Born into luxury, Sybil Crawley wants to find real purpose and meaning in her privileged life. See them in Downton Abbey.

Oliver Tate is extremely articulate but hopelessly awkward. That's not a recipe for teenage happiness. See them in Submarine.

Kagami Hiiragi keeps her grades up, helps at Takanomiya Shrine, serves as class president, and hangs out with her friends. See them in Lucky Star.

An infamous vampire, Alucard is a one-man killing machine with a philosophical side. See them in Hellsing.

For the sake of science, Kurisu Makise will persevere no matter how deep into the dark secrets of the world she finds herself. See them in Steins;Gate.

Tina Belcher is on the cusp of puberty, and she has no shame when it comes to boys, butts, and brassieres. See them in Bob's Burgers.

Jeff Winger thinks he's too cool for school, which is a problem because he just enrolled in community college. See them in Community.

Nick Miller might not have a bank account, but he defintely has a lot of love to give. See them in New Girl.