Because you like Ice King in Adventure Time

Marge Simpson is a mostly happy housewife and subscriber to Sponge and Vacuum Magazine. See them in The Simpsons.

No baths please for Gary the Snail. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Surly and sarcastic, Manny travels alone and prefers it that way. See them in Ice Age.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Buddy Pine is an unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols. See them in The Incredibles.

Anger is a cantankerous hothead whose job is to get others riled up. See them in Inside Out.

Wendy Corduroy is the ultimate in cool in Gravity Falls. See them in Gravity Falls.

There's nothing "demi" about this demigod's massive ego. See them in Moana.

A grumpy tourist trap owner, Grunkle Stan has a few deep secrets. See them in Gravity Falls.

Louise Belcher might be just a kid, but she can manipulate just about anyone with a pulse. All in the name of fun, of course. See them in Bob's Burgers.

Greg Heffley will be famous someday, but now he's stuck in class with morons. See them in Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Alfredo Linguini can whip up five star meals effortlessly. Just don't look under his hat. See them in Ratatouille.