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Tina Belcher is on the cusp of puberty, and she has no shame when it comes to boys, butts, and brassieres. See them in Bob's Burgers.

The Grinch's heart is just too small to appreciate Christmas. See them in Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

Aldous Snow is a rock star who plays hard and parties harder. See them in Get Him to the Greek.

Cinder has been beaten down by the world, but she's learning that her cyborg abilities are pretty helpful. See them in Cinder .

Shaggy might be a bit of a slacker, but his heart and his stomach are usually in the right place. See them in Scooby-Doo.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

A monstrous pirate captain, Davy Jones is quite literally heartless. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Misato Katsuragi is never without a beer in her hand or her pet penguin by her side. See them in Neon Genesis Evangelion.

David Rose likes his rose chilled, his linens pressed, and his family quiet. See them in Schitt's Creek.

Jesse Tuck dreams of finding someone to join his unusual family. See them in Tuck Everlasting.

Hiccup Haddock III may be the only Viking nerd in recorded history. See them in How to Train Your Dragon.