Because you like Dan Dreiberg in Watchmen

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

There's nothing like discovering dear old dad is a serial killer to send you into an (understandable) funk. See them in Hannibal.

Anna Karenina doesn't want to be a respectable woman any more. She thinks respect was invented to cover the empty place where love should be. See them in Anna Karenina.

Taystee Jefferson is always down for a laugh and to help a friend out. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

An escaped convict on a mission, Sirius Black is brooding, brave, and reckless. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Milo Thatch is an enthusiastic researcher without cynicism. See them in Atlantis: The Lost Empire.

There's more to this sweet, caring landlady than meets the eye. See them in Sherlock.

Deadpool thinks life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. See them in Deadpool.

Meg March might yearn for a life of ballgowns and diamond necklaces, but the boy she falls for doesn't have a penny to his name. See them in Little Women.

Jack Frost would rather crack a joke or throw a snowball than take anything seriously. See them in Rise of the Guardians.

Miles Morales was bitten by a radioactive spider, put on the webbed spandex, and beat up his first bad guy before his voice changed. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.