Because you like Satsuki Kusakabe in My Neighbor Totoro

Rick Sanchez is a gruff, alcoholic mad scientist, with the emphasis on "mad." See them in Rick and Morty.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

Gruff and sarcastic, Detective Harry Dresden use unconventional ways to track down perps, including using magic and the supernatural. See them in The Dresden Files.

Otis Milburn's mom is a sex therapist, which doesn't help when it comes to being bullied at school. See them in Sex Education.

Big Boss is a disillusioned mercenary commander who wants to create a world for soldiers (and soldiers alone). See them in Metal Gear Series.

Cynical, judgmental, and hipper-than-thou, Enid Coleslaw wears her outsider status like a badge of honor. See them in Ghost World.

Not only will attorney Matt Murdock get you off the hook, but his alter ego Daredevil might also swing by later and rough up whoever put you there. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

No one else in fsociety can hack like Elliot Alderson, but the battles being waged in his head are often more than he can handle. See them in Mr. Robot.

Don't tell anyone Kate Austen was under arrest when the plane crashed. See them in Lost.

Jackie Burkhart is a privileged princess with a healthy dose of self-confidence. See them in That '70s Show.

Bedside manner is for chumps, not the brilliant Dr. Gregory House. See them in House M.D..