Because you like Sam Witwicky in Transformers

Andrew Glouberman is trying to make it through puberty with his sanity intact. See them in Big Mouth.

He's the great Black Star, and he's come to assassinate you. See them in Soul Eater.

The Kid doesn't talk. He just acts with determination. See them in Bastion.

The Ice King is lonely and looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet. See them in Adventure Time.

A grumpy tourist trap owner, Grunkle Stan has a few deep secrets. See them in Gravity Falls.

April Ludgate doesn't like sunshine. She's more of a blood and guts kinda girl. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Others see him as the town nutcase, but Flint Lockwood knows his inventions will change the world someday. See them in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

Judge Dredd is less a man and more a living manifestation of justice. See them in Dredd.

Sarcastic and always complaining, C3PO is a droid that despite his quirks you always want by your side. See them in Star Wars Series.

Ahape-shifting dog, Jake is the last man's best friend. See them in Adventure Time.

For Sly Cooper, stealing isn't just about the haul. It's also about the journey. See them in Sly Cooper.

Sam Weir lives for the simple things in life: watching Saturday Night Live and reading comic books. See them in Freaks and Geeks.