Because you like Mary Jensen in There's Something About Mary

If you hang out with Bender in cool dive bars in 31st century New York, make sure you're on his "Do Not Kill" list. See them in Futurama.

Gollum is slimy and seething with hatred, the last person you would want to meet in a dark cave. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Liz Lemon is a lover of comedy, geek stuff, and night cheese. See them in 30 Rock.

Garnet is a Crystal Gem who'll protect her friends with her life. See them in Steven Universe.

Matilda Wormwood is so smart, she taught herself how to be psychic. See them in Matilda.

Rick Sanchez is a gruff, alcoholic mad scientist, with the emphasis on "mad." See them in Rick and Morty.

Eddie Brock is a big-hearted investigative journalist who is going through the world's weirdest identity crisis. See them in Venom.

You'll never get Alaska Young. And that's the whole point. See them in Looking for Alaska.

An ambitious man of science, Norman Osborn has become green with envy over Spider-Man's powers. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

All it takes to change the course of history is the will of a single man called John Price. See them in Call of Duty Series.

Jack Skellington is a nightmare-man with a soft heart and smooth voice. See them in The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Thanks to the contributions of this 14-year-old, the world is only occasionally destroyed by his grandfather. See them in Rick and Morty.