Because you like Vizzini in The Princess Bride

Garnet is a Crystal Gem who'll protect her friends with her life. See them in Steven Universe.

Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.

T'Challa is a regal superhero with the weight of the world (and particularly his nation) on his shoulders. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

A courageous boy robot, Mega Man is dedicated to achieving everlasting peace. See them in Mega Man.

Sensual, wild, and with a penchant for controlled substances, Lily is a ballet dancer who isn't afraid to let loose. See them in Black Swan.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

Years of being a social outcast have taken a toll, but Elphaba is willing to be wicked if it means she can do good. See them in Wicked .

Rick Sanchez is a gruff, alcoholic mad scientist, with the emphasis on "mad." See them in Rick and Morty.

For Jack Pearson, the best thing about having triplets is giving three times the love. See them in This Is Us.

Deadpool thinks life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. See them in Deadpool.

Prideful and psychotic tendencies combine to make Dr. Eggman a dangerous and villain who will squash anyone in his path. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.

Needles Kane says shut up and bleed. See them in Twisted Metal .