Because you like The Man in Black in The Princess Bride

Freelance writer Diane is dating a dog and writing a memoir of a horse. See them in Bojack Horseman.

Teddy Sanders loves his frat brothers so much he might never leave school. See them in Neighbors.

Quentin has his whole life mapped out. It might sound boring, but he likes boring. See them in Paper Towns.

A sadistic sociopath, Lil Z is helping make the City of God slum a Hell on Earth. See them in City of God.

After becoming accepted into the group of popular girls, Tracy Freeland has turned from a sweet and reserved teenager into a monster. See them in thirteen.