Because you like Inigo Montoya in The Princess Bride

Even with the world on the line, Bayonetta is an Umbra Witch who maintains a biting sense of humor. See them in Bayonetta.

Yippee-ki-yay! John McClane doesn't go down without a fight. See them in Die Hard.

A self-professed psychopath, James kills small animals for fun. After getting bored of that, he is ready for an ambitious murder. See them in The End of the F World.

Ciri had a princess upbringing, and some of the facts of common people's lives are a mystery to her. See them in The Witcher.

Roger is a pansexual alcoholic non-human who will happily lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants. See them in American Dad!.

Leatherface's moods change with his masks. See them in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

David Wooderson has clocked in hundreds of hours cruising around town looking for fun. See them in Dazed and Confused.

A level-headed show business icon despite his amphibian status, Kermit is the brains behind the success of the Muppets. See them in The Muppet Movie.

Derek Hale is not one to make allies easily. This moody werewolf is dark and brooding. See them in Teen Wolf.

Quint is a grizzled shark hunter with a love of the sea. See them in Jaws.

Diana Prince is using a truth-telling lasso and super-strength to make Earth a little more like Paradise. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Insightful about everyone else's neuroses, Rose Lalonde is not as aware of her own. See them in Homestuck.