Because you like Fozzie Bear in The Muppet Movie
Marge Simpson is a mostly happy housewife and subscriber to Sponge and Vacuum Magazine. See them in The Simpsons.
Talking to a stranger on a train is the best decision Jesse Wallace ever made. See them in Before Sunrise.
Greg Hirsch is new to the Roy family's cutthroat world of wealth and privilege. See them in Succession.
C is for cookie, and that's more than good enough for him. See them in Sesame Street.
Scooby-Doo always keeps his priorities in order: eat snacks first, solve mysteries later. See them in Scooby-Doo.
Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.
Count Olaf is a traveling actor, except he can't act and his homicidal tendencies make finding work pretty difficult. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.
Guillermo is the best servant a vampire could ask for. For years now. Not that he's counting. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.
Winston Bishop is sweet, thoughtful, and a little oblivious. And above, he's a loyal friend. See them in New Girl.
