Because you like Simon Belmont in Castlevania

An obsessive schoolgirl, Yuno has two sides to her personality, and both are equally unnerving. See them in The Future Diary.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

A dedicated hedonist, Jack Harkness appreciates raunchy stories, stiff drinks, and excellent bottoms. See them in Doctor Who.

Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.

James Wilson is a compassionate doctor who willingly plays the sidekick. See them in House M.D..

Josh Lucas just can't stop hanging around his stepsister's house. See them in Clueless.

Park feels like an outsider everywhere he goes, but he doesn't know if he wants to try fitting in anymore. See them in Eleanor and Park .

Konata Izumi has a live-now, worry-later view of the world. See them in Lucky Star.

Others see him as the town nutcase, but Flint Lockwood knows his inventions will change the world someday. See them in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

Playing his cards close to his vest, J. Daniel Atlas believes the closer you look, the less you see. See them in Now You See Me.