Because you like Zaphod Beeblebrox in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Anger-filled, merciless, and tortured, Kylo Ren is always at war—with the Rebel Alliance, and with himself. See them in Star Wars Series.

It's time somebody has to take over. It might as well be Fish Mooney. See them in Gotham.

V is a violent anarchist with literally nothing left to lose. But, he might have a point. See them in V for Vendetta.

Britta Perry has never met a cause she couldn't passionately champion—at least for a little bit. See them in Community.

Lucius Malfoy is a judgmental social climber who has a bigoted superiority complex. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Equal parts funny and neurotic, Cory Matthews has a warm and generous spirit. See them in Boy Meets World.

Audrey Horne may seem inquisitive and charming, but she can turn on a dime. See them in Twin Peaks.

Linda Belcher doesn't prescribe to what society deems as "normal." She narrates her life through song, much to the alarm of everyone nearby. See them in Bob's Burgers.

Terry Jeffords (and his muscles) may look ferocious, but inside he's just a caring mama hen. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Whether it's a fire or a pit of lions, there's almost no predicament that Violet Baudelaire can't get her and her siblings out of. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Kumar Patel is always high, always hungry for sliders. See them in Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle.

Let's just say Sheldon Oberon is having an out-of-body experience like no other. See them in Jumanji.