Because you like Zaphod Beeblebrox in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Chicken resterauntier by day and drug overlord by night, Gus Fring doesn't let the stress of living a double life get to him. See them in Breaking Bad.

Garnet is a Crystal Gem who'll protect her friends with her life. See them in Steven Universe.

Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.

Tom Haverford is set on being a world-renowned entrepreneur who dates models. Problem is, he's stuck in Indiana with a lazy business partner. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Ryan Howard is a temp turned executive turned failing small-time media mogul. See them in The Office.

Megamind is searching for purpose in a supervillain life without a superhero to fight. See them in Megamind.

Jin Kazama is a fearsome warrior torn between the darkness and the light. See them in Tekken .

His name is Chucky, and he's your friend till the end. Hidey-ho! See them in Child's Play.

With a dangerous medical condition, Ignoring the rules makes him feel like he’s in control. See them in Five Feet Apart.

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.