Because you like Stu Price in The Hangover

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

A star student destined for Princeton, nerdy Devi Vishwakumar dreams of losing her virginity to a stone-cold hottie who can "rock her all night long." See them in Never Have I Ever.

Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Although Theon Greyjoy is treated well, he's still essentially a hostage. And that isn't so easy for him to forgive. See them in Game of Thrones.

Foggy Nelson is a principled small-time lawyer fighting for fellow little guys. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Anywhere there's adventure, Jaskier is there to write a catchy song about it. See them in The Witcher.

Steve Stifler is more than just a dude with a hot mom. He's also rude, profane, and obnoxious. See them in American Pie.

Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.

A karate master/rocket scientist/squirrel, Sandy Cheeks is the only one who can clean up the other resident's messes in Bikini Bottom. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Jeff Winger thinks he's too cool for school, which is a problem because he just enrolled in community college. See them in Community.

Wendy Testaburger is a born leader who is not afraid to stand up to the other fourth graders for what she believes in. See them in South Park.

A no-nonsense pro, Agent K has dedicated his whole life to his job. See them in Men in Black.