Because you like Celty Sturluson in Durarara!!

Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.

A singing nanny, Mary Poppins is practically perfect in every way. See them in Mary Poppins.

Aslan represents everything good and just, he's just not super reliable. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

Morticia Addams hates anything bright and cheery and loves all things ghoulish, ghastly, and violent. See them in The Addams Family.

A born psychopath, don't expect Michael Myers to understand the difference between right and wrong. See them in Halloween.

If the benchmark is extraordinary, what do you do if you're not like Vanya Hargreeves? See them in The Umbrella Academy.

Kristoff may seem standoffish, but this ice harvester has a warm heart. See them in Frozen.

Iris West is a barista and blogger determined to expose a secret. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Johannes Betzler is an overwhelmed little boy caught up in deeply confusing times. See them in Jojo Rabbit.

This barber doesn't cut hair. Sweeney Todd sends his clients down a chute to be baked into his partner-in-crime's pies. See them in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.