Because you like Edmond Dantes in The Count of Monte Cristo
A star student destined for Princeton, nerdy Devi Vishwakumar dreams of losing her virginity to a stone-cold hottie who can "rock her all night long." See them in Never Have I Ever.
Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .
Boomerang is equally skilled at tossing boomerangs and tossing back beers. See them in DC Extended Universe.
England may cultivate the image of a well-bred gentleman, but he has both the temper and mouth of a seasoned sailor. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.
Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
A gifted detective, Rust Cohle is as dark and twisty as any murderer he chases. See them in True Detective Season 1.
Margaery Tyrell is one of the most adept and charming liars there is. See them in Game of Thrones.
It turns out Dracula's son Alucard has some pretty severe daddy issues. See them in Castlevania.
Protecting Earth from mystical threats and training new members, Ancient One has her hands full with her latest recruit Stephen Strange. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.
This android may not have emotions, but Lt. Commander Data's curiosity about humanity is endless. See them in Star Trek: The Next Generation.
From secret organizations to alien attacks, Kyon's life has been one weird, unexplainable thing happening after another. See them in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.