Because you like Walter Sobchak in The Big Lebowski

Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

A cruel pirate, Captain Hook still fancies himself a gentleman. See them in Peter Pan.

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

Nandor is a relentless vampire who never admits he's wrong, loves glitter, and can't use a tablet. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

A company man who has never done a day of work, Creed Bratton pursues sketchy extracurricular activities that keep him busy. See them in The Office.

John Yossarian is trapped in irony as he must be insane to leave the war but if he does try to leave, he'll be deemed sane and will be forced to stay, See them in Catch-22.

Although Theon Greyjoy is treated well, he's still essentially a hostage. And that isn't so easy for him to forgive. See them in Game of Thrones.

Green skin, pointy hat, evil cackle—this villain has it all! See them in The Wizard of Oz.

Free-spirited Annie Hall goes through life saying "La-di-da, la-di-da, la la." See them in Annie Hall.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Darlene is a free-spirited hacktivist who follows her own moral compass. See them in Mr. Robot.

Nicholas Angel is super-dedicated to his job as a police officer. Maybe a little too dedicated. See them in Hot Fuzz.